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"I notice I have been so much more focused since I started listening
to Alison Lorraine's songs. I have not cracked my car up once."
— Carlita
Rosewell, Durham, Iowa, USA
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"Since I've started listening to Alison Lorraine's music, I have
added about two inches to my __________."
— Rev. Jerry Falwell, Falwell Ministries, Lynchburg, VA, USA
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"Two cancerous growths in my lower left abdomen have disappeared.
My secret? I have been listening to Upside-down Girl every day
for the past six months."
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Gertrude Nash, Los Angeles, California, USA
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"Alison Lorraine's music thickens and oxygenates the blood, and
grows back a full head of hair. I was completely bald, then I heard
Alien Breathing."
— Ricardo Ormero,
Sicily, Italy
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"My complete return from over the edge has come about due to listening
to the smooth balladry of Fate. The doctors have called it a
miracle, and they have sent me home from the fifth floor at State Hospital.
Alison Lorraine's songwriting has given me my life back."
— Christine
Sherman, Catasauqua, PA, USA
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"Mmmmmmmm... yumyumyumyumyumyumyum... [ unintelligible ]... acchggghhhhh...
yumyumyum... [ Alison Lorraine's song Something About You barely
audible, playing in background ]... yumyumyumyum... COOKIE!!!"
— Cookie Monster,
Sesame Street
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"Every time I had money problems, I just listened to Alison Lorraine's
songs. Afterwards, money came pouring in so fast I couldn't keep up
with it. I have said 'goodbye' to my day job and my Wicked-Bitch-of-the-West
boss. Alison Lorraine is truly the path to financial freedom."
—
Doron Schneider, Millville, TX, USA
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"I had just about had it with everything and was going to leave
my husband of 20 years. Then a friend sent me an .mp3 from Alison Lorraine's
collection of songs. All the bitterness, all the evil thoughts... it's
like I never had them to begin with. And my breasts were noticeably
firmer."
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Genevieve D'Angelo, New York, NY, USA
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