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The Sexiest, Easiest, Most Dee-lish Hummus (and Cheap, too!)

The Sexiest, Easiest, Most Dee-lish Hummus (and Cheap, too!)

This is a quick, homemade hummus recipe that is easy and tastes out of this world, not to mention cheap as hell and nutritious to boot – all of which are why it is so sexy. I’ve made it for unsuspecting guests, for parties…and sometimes I just make up a whole batch and eat it in one or two sittings over a good read.

It has just four ingredients: canned garbanzos, a little olive oil, one clove garlic and half a large lemon (or a whole small one):

Alison's Sexy Hummus Ingredients

  • 1 can organic garbanzos (15 oz or 425 ml)
  • 1 tb or 15 ml olive oil
  • 1/2 large or 1 whole small lemon
  • 1-2 sections of garlic (to taste)
*Note that I’ve not included tahini – neither you nor your wallet will miss it.

You’ll also need a blender or personal blender, such as the one I have…

Alison's Sexy Personal Blender

First, I spoon out the garbanzos into the blender and pour about 1/3 the liquid in with it. I also reserve 5 or 6 whole garbanzos as optional garnish for the finished hummus:

Hummus Needs Chick Peas

Next, squeeze the lemon into the blender:

Squeeze LemonOnce again, use about half of a large lemon (and note that mine had thin skin and lots of flesh to juice from) or a whole small one.

Then, slice up the garlic and add the olive oil (here, I’m eyeballing the olive oil, but if you’re looking for specifics, use a tablespoon, or 15 ml):

Slice Garlic Add Olive Oil

Now, swish or swirl the ingredients just a bit before blending. Place your blender’s cover on and blend using pulses until you get a uniform consistency…

Swish Hummus Ingredients Blend!

Pour and/or spoon out the hummus into a nice bowl or ceramic cup, as I’m using here, and refrigerate what’s left over:

Cup o'Hummus

This makes for a great party or dinner snack dip, or even a small meal when you eat the entire following plate yourself:

Plate o'Hummus, Crackers, Veggies and Pork Rinds

So, what on earth are pork rinds doing in this mix? Try them with the hummus – you just may really like them, especially if you’ve gone keto or follow another lower-carb/higher-protein set of eating habits.

This hummus goes with just about everything – I’ve even used it on salads, chicken, and on homemade pizzas to cut the cheese (pun intended – garbanzos may have you going a bit gassy!) amount in half so it lasts me a bit longer.

Hummus with Rice Crackers

Given that the olive oil was $4.99 for 16.9 oz, the garbanzos were $.99 for a 15-ounce can, the section of garlic came from a 50-cent bulb, within which there were a dozen or so cloves, and the lemon was $.75. So…here’s the price breakdown:

  • 1/2 lemon…. $.38
  • 1 tb olive oil..$.16
  • 1 section garlic…$.04
  • 15 oz can garbanzos…$.99

All told: $1.57 for about 15 ounces of homemade hummus … now, compare that to what you’re paying at the supermarket! They charge TONS for hummus you can make in about five minutes…and if you double the recipe, it’s $3.14 for about 30 ounces.

Have fun!

Bon appetit, stay safe…and eat healthy!
Alison

Versatile, Quick & Easy Braised Tofu Squares

Versatile, Quick & Easy Braised Tofu Squares

The first time I had braised tofu, it was at a local Chinese restaurant in Doylestown, Pennsylvania called Golden Chopsticks. It was served with a delicious veggie sauce on top. So heavenly – and so damn simple and inexpensive to make at home!

My favorite toppers for this quick and easy dish include tomato sauce and parmesan cheese, salad dressing, salt and vinegar – and ultimate fave Tasty Bite Indian Jaipur Vegetables. But really, any Indian or other sauce-based dish goes well with these delish golden-brown tofu squares, which resemble paneer, but with a snappy, crispy-soft texture that will have you making more batches of these on a regular basis.

They store quickly and easily into the fridge, where they’ll stay fresh for a few days – if they last that long. For meals and snacks, I take a few out, and pair them with whatever moves me – sometimes I julienne them onto an arugula salad and drizzle on some of Brianna’s awesome Creamy Balsamic dressing…or just place a few on a plate with some steak sauce, cut fresh carrots and perhaps a little cilantro on the side.

Not only are they easy and versatile, they only really have two ingredients – tofu and oil – in addition to whatever condiments you like:

Organic Tofu

Olive Oil Canola Oil

  • 1 package firm or extra firm organic tofu (usually just under a pound, or 400 grams)
  • Cooking oil of your choice (I mostly use canola* and/or olive oil…and use just enough to thinly coat the bottom of a skillet)
  • Condiments of your choice
*Canola oil was chosen for its low saturated fat profile (and as a money saver). Choose any oil that is right for your purposes, but be wary of the saturated fat content.

You’ll also need a skillet, a sharp knife, a stove or fire…

Iron Skillet

…and a small, broken, much-loved and handle-less spatula of your choice. I kid you not, it makes turning these little squares over in a hot oily pan a piece of cake:

Fave Broken Small Spatula

First, set your stove burner to just about medium, then open up your package of tofu and slice it…I usually slice it long-ways in half first, then into sevenths width-wise, then blot the squares on a napkin to shorten the cooking time…

Initial Stove Setting Cut Tofu

Blot Tofu

After blotting the tofu squares for a few minutes, carefully place them into your heated and oiled skillet:

Place Tofu Squares in Pan

I find that 14 squares fit perfectly into my 10-inch / 25.4 cm iron skillet…

14 Tofu Squares in a 10-inch Iron Skillet

Let the squares cook on medium heat for at least 5 minutes, if not 10. The first side can take some time to cook to the desired texture because tofu has a high moisture content.

When you start to see the browning of the squares at the bottom edge, that’s when it’s safe to lift these little babies up without tearing them apart to check for doneness:

Browned Tofu Bottom

If you don’t wait until you see the browned edges, you risk breaking up the squares quite a bit. A little patience goes a long way!

Take your broken small spatula and gingerly lift up the browned-on-the-bottom square like so…

Check the Doneness of the First Side

If your squares look solidly golden-brown like in the picture below, they are ready to turn over!

Crispy-Soft Perfection!

Cook the other sides of the squares for several more minutes, keeping a close watch on them. Usually, the second sides take a little less time than the first.

2nd Side Cooking

Keep watch until you see the brown bottom edges again. When both sides are done, they are ready to be removed from the pan…

Finished Braised Tofu Squares

Serve them on a plate…sometimes I just eat them plain, or with a little salt and vinegar (if you find soy or tofu hard to digest, some vinegar really helps)…or even a healthy dusting of cinnamon and stevia:

Plain Braised Tofu Squares

These are quite good by themselves, the crispy-soft texture contrast is just fantastic!

Delicious Braised Tofu Squares!

…and these little beauties are a hit at parties (and poker games, as I found out around two months ago during the holidays).

They are wonderful with tomato sauce (or even steak sauce) and served on a pine-needle green plate…

Braised Tofu Squares Know How to Party!

Dip Them in Tomato Sauce...

…they also pair very well with salad dressings, and are a great topping for salads…

Great with Salad Dressing

…and with one of my other faves, Tasty Bite Indian meals!

Fantastic with Indian Food!

Any way you use these, they are a very tasty time saver…keep them in your fridge for when you want some quick, delicious protein!

Enjoy!

Yours in Great Health,

Alison

Chocolate Chip Almond No-Nos

Chocolate Chip Almond No-Nos

This fast, easy and naturally sweet, but very low carb and low fat chocolate chip cookie recipe uses two of my favorite things, almonds in the form of almond flour, and chocolate chips. These are not just any chocolate chips, however – they are sugar free, nothing but 100% chocolate, and amen to that. For a while, baker’s chocolate had to suffice – along with time spent chopping it up, which wasn’t pretty.

Sugar, along with sugar alcohols, artificial sweeteners and other additive sweeteners like agave, are so overused in our food supply that it is truly rare to find an unadulterated, unsweetened product like Pascha Organic Dark Chocolate Baking Chips, which are 100% cacao, and nothing else. These chips are unsweetened, nut free, wheat and gluten free, and dairy and egg free as well as free from soy.

A product of Peru made for the Pascha Chocolate Company in Toronto, Canada, I found my curiosity piqued and visited their site to see the bag of chips on their front page along with that ever-so-important tagline: One Ingredient. One of their site’s main menu categories is “Free From.” It’s what I look for most of the time these days, simple things without all the BS in order to keep the “cup runeth over” diseases and syndromes at bay.

Recommendation made, so let’s get to the recipe, which is super quick and easy. You’ll need:

Chocolate Chip Almond No-Nos Ingredients

  • 250 ml fine almond flour (I use blanched almond flour)
  • 2.5 ml baking soda
  • 1.25 ml sea salt or Himalayan salt
  • HEAPING 2.5 ml spoonful monk fruit powder
  • 1 whole egg
  • 1 egg white
  • 10-15 ml *canola oil (or other fave oil)
  • 2.5 ml vanilla extract
  • 1 small handful 100% cacao chocolate chips, to taste…and a little goes a long way!
*Canola oil was chosen for its low saturated fat profile (and as a money saver). Choose any oil that is right for your purposes, but be wary of the saturated fat content.

Combine all ingredients except chocolate chips in a medium-sized mixing bowl, like so…

Chocolate Chip Almond No-Nos Mix

…and mix all ingredients until the dough is uniform:

Chocolate Chip Almond No-Nos MixedChocolate Chip Almond No-Nos Mixed More

 

 

Next, add in your delicious, decadent-without-the-shite chocolate chips. Enjoy these photos…100% Cacao Chocolate Chips Added

…I could take an extended, slow, sensual bath in this stuff…

Chocolate Chips Added Closer

…and I’d do it all day if I could stave off my chocoholism for long enough. But, having preheated the oven to 375 Fahrenheit degrees on a hot day, I gotta get back on track here.

After mixing in the chocolate chips, take two regular flatware teaspoons and spoon out the dough in small dollops – about 2.5 cm or an inch or so in circumference each – onto a baking sheet or whatever you have available. As all my other baking sheets are out on other projects at the moment, I’m using the oven’s broiling pan, which turns out to be better than the baking sheets I’ve been using. It has enamel instead of that chemicalized non-stick material that is now lodged in all our body tissues, is better than that crappy non-stick anyway, and it also makes for a great contrast with the little No-No dollops. They kind of look like little space cookies, don’t they? Cute!

Space Cookies - Chocolate Chip No-Nos on Broiler Pan, Ready to Bake

Bake these at 375 for 10 – 12 minutes, remove them from the oven and scarf them up before anyone else sees them! These are a great low carb way to answer the chocolate chip cookie craving, which is absolutely fierce and must be answered. The good news: These are entirely BINGEable – I have eaten half the batch in one sitting and had no blood sugar issues at all. I’ve found them to be priceless while working on reducing insulin resistance, often eating these on the days I’m not doing HIIT (high intensity interval training) when I find myself craving something sweet, filling and “carby” tasting.

The tally here is about 16 of these dee-lish little gems:

Finished No-No

I’m also cooking up a gingerbread version of these…I’ll add that variation in when it’s passed the taste test. Enjoy!

Yours in great health,
Alison

It's 2019! Enjoy These Lazy, 4-Ingredient Chocolate Cashew Nibbles

It’s 2019! Enjoy These Lazy, 4-Ingredient Chocolate Cashew Nibbles

If you have issues with gluten AND sugar, wow. Sucks to be you!

And me, too!

One would think that in 2019, we’d have the sugar-free/gluten-free lifestyle covered as far as desserts and sweets go, but I’ve noted we’ve still got a long road ahead of us, and so I have come up with more than a few things that are sweet, but leave the gluten and sugar at the supermarket.

One such recipe is this little ditty, which I call Lazy, 4-Ingredient Chocolate Cashew Nibbles. And even though they are lazy, they have nuts in them, specifically cashews. So if you are not a fan of nuts, please take note.

This recipe requires melting some baker’s chocolate – the kind with NO sugar added whatsoever, that when you eat it plain, you’ll taste a whole lotta fatty-bitter melting in your mouth. Which I’ve done on occasion, being the chocoholic that I am. To sweeten things up, I use monk fruit and stevia, two zero-calorie, zero-sugar natural sweeteners that are NOT in the sugar alcohol family either.

You’ll want to gather:

  • 2 Ounces Baker’s Chocolate
  • 4 Tb Cashew Butter
  • 1/4 Tsp Monk Fruit Powder
  • 10 Heaping Little Spoons Stevia Powder
  • A Small Non-stick Pan
  • A Silicon Ice Cube Tray or Candy Mold

First, grab your non-stick pan by the handle and put it on low heat. Add in 2 ounces of baker’s chocolate – this turned out to be 2 thick squares of the Dagoba…and no, I don’t always use the expensive stuff:

While the chocolate slowly melts, spoon out 4 tablespoons of cashew butter into a small bowl, and add in your stevia powder:

Then, add in the quarter teaspoon of monk fruit powder:

By now the chocolate has most likely melted, so just use a plastic or silicon spatula to scrape it all out of your non-stick pan and into the bowl for mixing together with all the other ingredients:

This almost looks like an ice cream sundae at this point before you mix it all together:

Next, get your silicon ice cube tray or candy mold ready for filling. I use a hybrid silicon/plastic ice cube tray that has silicon bottoms, which makes for an easy job of popping out the finished Nibbles:

Pour a little of your chocolate-cashew butter-stevia-monk fruit mix into the tray:

Some of the little compartments may remain empty, depending upon how big you like your Nibbles…note there are varying sizes in my tray, and that’s okay…

After you load up the tray with the chocolate mixture, let it cool for a few minutes, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for a few hours.

And this is something I’m always working on with all things homemade and chocolate: These little Nibbles will remain firm to a point. If you live in a hot second floor apartment and make these on a summer’s day, maybe not. If your house is cool, they probably will stay firm enough without refrigeration to serve as is. So, I usually just err on the side of caution and keep them in the fridge, where they will stay fresh for at least several days.

Lazy, 4-Ingredient Chocolate Cashew Nibbles

These are GOOD!

Enjoy,

Alison

3-Ingredient Impromptu Syrupy Pancakes (Sans the Syrup)

3-Ingredient Impromptu Syrupy Pancakes (Sans the Syrup)

I think I’m in love.

No…really.

I remember when I was a little kid, and had pancakes for breakfast with maple syrup, and I poured so much syrup on my pancakes that they became these soggy-sweet things I just could not get enough of!

That’s what THESE remind me of…WITHOUT THE SYRUPY MESS OR BLOOD SUGAR SPIKE.

I most often eat low carb – and note this is not NO CARB – quality, highly nutritious carbs in low amounts is the key. I’ve been on a mission lately to ramp up the nutritional value of everything I eat, and wherever I can substitute vegetables for flour, I’m all in.

This recipe uses a vegetable – in this case, leftover baked acorn squash, a sweet and mildly starchy veggie known for magnesium, potassium, fiber, vitamin C and vitamin A content, among many other great things. It also makes use of the principle of heating and cooling a starch to increase its resistant starch (i.e., the kind of starch that has some health benefits and does NOT raise your blood sugar). This is called starch retrogradation, according to a healthline.com article titled, “Cooling Some Foods After Cooking Increases Their Resistant Starch,” by Grant Tinsley, PhD. Also check out a very thorough PDF on resistant starch and its benefits and role in healing insulin resistance and the gut.

The recipe also uses monk fruit powder, a zero-sugar sweetener (also known as lo han guo) that, according to Dr. Axe’s website, “has long been regarded as the “longevity fruit” thanks to its high antioxidant levels.”

Per Dr. Axe, it has also been utilized “as a treatment for diabetes, and as a way to clear heat from the body caused by both internal and external source.” This is of big interest to me as someone who experiences blood sugar issues as a component health issue – it seems to go hand-in-hand with the systemic candidiasis, cancer and hormonal issues I deal with. Not to mention my Chinese doc always told me I have a tendency toward damp heat, meaning foods and other things that clear heat are helpful.

Best of all, these little pancakes only have three ingredients, plus some butter or oil for cooking. As always, I prefer to use organic:

  • One Egg
  • 1/4 Cup (60 ml) Baked Acorn Squash, Skinned
  • 1/4  Teaspoon (2.5 cc/ml) Monk Fruit Powder (Slightly Heaping/To Taste)

Skinning the baked acorn squash is really easy – it usually peels right off once it’s been baked and in the fridge for a bit. I then squeeze it into a 1/4 cup measure:

In a small bowl (even a coffee mug works), whisk together the skinned acorn squash and egg with a fork, this might take a few minutes. Mash any stubborn lumps of squash against the side of your bowl using the fork until the batter is smooth:

Mash Acorn Squash and Egg in a Bowl  

Add in your 1/4 teaspoon (or thereabouts) of monk fruit powder:

The finished batter should be very smooth:

Next, Add butter and/or healthy oil to a frypan, set on medium heat. Using a tablespoon measure, spoon a generous tablespoon’s worth of batter into your frying pan. Cook on each side until browned…the time to flip is when the outer edges become dry. These brown pretty fast, so keep an eye on them! Usually I’ve turned them at around the 2-3 minute mark, but sometimes the second side can take a little less time:

And here’s the final product! This recipe makes about six 2-3 inch pancakes, and you can do a lot with these. They’re great by themselves…

…or as a side dish. Try sprinkling some cinnamon over them, delicious!

And did I mention these are great for an impromptu layered desert, sans the added sugar? Here, I’ve topped one pancake with plain greek yogurt and a frozen strawberry, which defrosted perfectly by the time I was done my main course…

These pancakes are moist, and have a texture kind of like spongecake, which gives me an idea: Why not layer the pancakes with heavy whipped cream or plain greek yogurt (to which I might add some stevia or monk fruit powder to increase the sweetness as needed) and strawberries (or blueberries, etc.) in either clear plastic party cups or a round cake pan, then refrigerate. This would make a very nutritious party dessert without gluten or sugar…and plenty of protein.

Yield: Six 2-3 inch pancakes. These pancakes can be frozen for later use or stored in the fridge for a few days.

Variations: [Note: I haven’t tried these yet, so look for an update] I’m not sure if it will work, but if you don’t have a sweet tooth, try omitting the monk fruit powder for a 2-ingredient treat. Another variation is to use stevia instead of monk fruit powder, though I like the taste of monk fruit powder in these – it blends in rather well with the acorn squash.

Notes (Based on nutritiondata.self.com): The quarter cup of acorn squash in this recipe has 7.5 grams of carb, 2.25 grams of fiber, negligible sugars, negligible fat and .6 grams of protein. One large fried egg contains .4 grams carbs (no sugars), 7 grams of fat, and 6.3 grams of protein. And according to the container, one quarter teaspoon of monk fruit powder has zero sugars.

Enjoy!

Yours in Great Health,

Alison